i bet he’s a tory n all

Ella/18/Liverpool

coolyo294:

isabelle plans her coup d’etat 

meckamecha:

bidoof:

bidoof:

i really love the mario party games that have dk spaces because the purpose of dk spaces is to be the opposite of bowser spaces, a space where something really good may happen but nothing bad will happen, which turns donkey kong himself into this sort of mythical gorilla of great fortune and prosperity who you would really like to meet and who you get really excited for when you do encounter, and when you land on a dk space it’s like “YES, i’m going to meet with donkey kong now and he’s probably going to give me a really nice present, thank you donkey kong, i LOVE donkey kong”, i just really love this interpretation of donkey kong’s character

i like to think this is what encountering bigfoot in real life would be like. it’s REALLY hard to encounter him but if you do he’s gonna play a fun minigame with you and then he’s probably gonna give you a really cool gift and then he’ll leave and it’s literally impossible for anything harmful to happen during this encounter

railroadsoftware:

thepowerplumber:

recentgooglesearches:

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

lock. him. up.

skarchomp:

jumex:

no meme caption this is just me

tontonmichel:

kingjaffejoffer:

This is really good. Watch it. 

Powerful as hell.

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

some banners for all the fools and worms out there :)

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

mixedican:

the-last-hair-bender:

theothersideofthechair:

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

youaremyeverlovin:

homosexyslav:

i mean…it’s true but like…who says that??

rednines:

Me online

coolxatu:

maplebungus:

wlwcows:

let. her. stay.